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Monkey on tiny bicycle attempts to kidnap toddler

It might be time to start worrying about a Planet of the Apes-type situation

The Dave Glover Show
May 05, 2020 - 1:00 pm
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Okay, this is not funny anymore... these monkeys are getting out of control. This weekend, a monkey on a bicycle attempted to KIDNAP a toddler. The monkey grabs her and attempts to drag her away, but eventually gives up as an adult breaks up the situation. The little girl hustled back to her friends once she was freed. 

We have questions. Where did the monkey get the bike? How did he learn to ride it so skillfully? And most importantly, why did he want this little girl?

These are questions we will not get answers to, because monkeys can't speak to humans... yet. This footage has us worried that a monkey uprising is in our future.